hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
if you work retail long enough i think you should be given license to kill
new hire: you can tell the customers to go fuck themselves if they start acting mean
1 year: you are allowed to maim or seriously injure
3 years: you can kill a customer if they start a fight and you can prove they provoked you
5 years: you can kill customers on the clock in any scenario, no questions asked
10+ years: you can kill any customers in any stores
addendum: during holiday season they give the entire staff a machete regardless of how long they’ve worked retail and whatever happens, happens