biden played despacito at his inaugural celebration
a bunch of redditors realized the stock market was made up nonsense and decided to fuck with wallstreet with surprising success. (we got to see hedge fund managers cry on tv about how this upset them)
at an actual senate meeting 69 year old senator john kennedy uttered the phrase “I want the record to reflect that I did not call Senator Sanders an ignorant slut.”
the official trailer for the prophesized “snyder cut” had the joker unironically say “We live in a society”
