
man the juxtaposition really makes it seem like that bourbon insta-killed her

preliminary articles getting accidentally published is never not funny
d*es
she actually for real died today

Jack is the most unapologetically boring man alive and Gabriel loves the absolutely sincere conviction he has for things no one gives a shit about.
People who confuse “Jack is a boring person” with “Jack is a boring character” are missing out
@kay-devrim it continues

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit
tinder link in bio.
the replies:
why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

the penumbra podcast: episodes 1 & 2
“only one thing to do, rex: smile for the camera”
“i meant every word i said, juno. it will be quite an adventure. i’ll be waiting for you to join me.”