cinema without people: Twin Peaks: The Return
(2017, dir. David Lynch)
This movie is so ridiculous but I love it.
Muppet Treasure Island, dir. Brian Henson (1996)

ive seen a lot of unintentionally VERY funny interpretations of Cain & Abel but portraying them as a couple of mid-1950s schoolyard boys having a “WHY I OUGHTA” fight is realy just splendid

Best birthday photo
that’s the human experience right there
World Record Unassisted Speedrun Attempt - Fashion Fever (Neopets) 2018 [SUCCESS] [00:00:01.003]
I’ve mentioned it a few times on here, but my first summer job as a teenager was also my dream job at the time: working as an artist at Neopets. After finally going through my old hard drives, I just uploaded a TON of my old (high res!) art to my website: complete with captions, process images, and a few pieces that definitely never saw the light of day.
This is a small selection of some of my favourites (I drew a lot of sexy Neopets while I was there, let’s be real) but there’s tons more over on my site for you to peruse! Feel free to use for banners and icons and phone backgrounds to your heart’s content.I wanna thank you personally bc I’ve been trying to find a good ref of the Neg Faerie’s hair to cosplay her for like two years and here it is. I owe you my life.
when sypha said ‘i serve no demon and do no evil’ i thought the alternative was something like serving god and doing good but with magic and i was like ok but turns out there is a third option which is ‘i serve literally no one and i do what i want and god can eat my entire ass’

In the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale based the main character on a Letterman interview featuring Tom Cruise in 1999. When asked about the inspiration behind Patrick Bateman, he replied: “Tom Cruise on David Letterman had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”
Every day of my life I think about this fact. Every single day.
The fact that Tom Cruise’s entire face is super expressive except for his eyes, which never change or show any feeling, is deeply unsettling.

this one message is somehow the pinnacle random of internet debates