♥ 61199 — 4 years ago on 28 Feb 2019 — via hotvampireadjacent (source)

zedstream:

trainthief:

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

♥ 356159 — 4 years ago on 27 Feb 2019 — via spidernerd
peggy-faces:
“ peggy-faces:
“Imagine a completely straight faced Don Draper pitching this ad
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In Ancient Greek, the work diarrhea literally means ‘through flowing’. He’s divorced, mid-fifties, three kids. He was born on a farm, worked his way up to...

peggy-faces:

peggy-faces:

Imagine a completely straight faced Don Draper pitching this ad

In Ancient Greek, the work diarrhea literally means ‘through flowing’. He’s divorced, mid-fifties, three kids. He was born on a farm, worked his way up to the top. He’s struggled his whole life to get to the point where he’s sitting in a hot tub with two beautiful women, and now he’s facing the worst diarrhea attack of his life. You know this man. I know this man. We are all this man. But this doesn’t have to be the end. There is a answer to all of his problems. And that answer is…. Imodium A-D

♥ 371 — 4 years ago on 27 Feb 2019 — via titleleaf
the-x-button:
“ thot-character-of-the-day:
“ TODAYS THOT CHARACTER WAR CRIMINAL OF THE DAY IS: Margaret Thotcher from the comedy that is the continued existance of england.
”
“from the comedy that is the continued existance of england.” is legit one...

the-x-button:

thot-character-of-the-day:

TODAYS THOT CHARACTER WAR CRIMINAL OF THE DAY IS: Margaret Thotcher from the comedy that is the continued existance of england.

“from the comedy that is the continued existance of england.” is legit one of the funniest things i’ve read

♥ 18451 — 4 years ago on 27 Feb 2019 — via hotcommunist-deactivated2019032
gemshee:
“wip for n7 day that i couldnt finish bc my tablet messed up :’(
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gemshee:

wip for n7 day that i couldnt finish bc my tablet messed up :’(

♥ 608 — 4 years ago on 26 Feb 2019 — via scientistsalarian
♥ 665 — 4 years ago on 26 Feb 2019 — via catradorea

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

kaijutegu:

lizard out there really gonna do it

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this lizard is braver than any US marine

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he’s going for it, the absolute madlad

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♥ 223930 — 4 years ago on 26 Feb 2019 — via do-you-have-a-flag
thenib:
“From Matt Bors.
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thenib:

From Matt Bors.

♥ 36499 — 4 years ago on 26 Feb 2019 — via cybercrocss (source)
♥ 81891 — 4 years ago on 25 Feb 2019 — via weirdmageddon
littlepanqueque:
“ simsecret:
“- Secrets Post #352, September 12th, 2014
”
me age 11
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littlepanqueque:

simsecret:

- Secrets Post #352, September 12th, 2014

me age 11

♥ 413 — 4 years ago on 25 Feb 2019 — via benepla-deactivated20200506