
Fact #6: there is a small, mummified man inside your GameCube, who screams in pain every time you chain grab in melee

Garfield Creator Jim Davis Denies That Jon Drinks Dog Semen In A 1990 Comic Strip
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Here’s the bit of the article where he says what it is
Dog Semen is Jim Davis’ Cow Tools
@Jim Davis thinking everyone would know about the pregnant cow supplement:

i trust live action snorlax with my life and my only wish is to one day give him a big hug
that jigglypuff on the background, however, is a demon
Cinematic parallels

This made me laugh hysterically when I was twelve and apparently I haven’t changed in ten years.

