
The slicer of t'pire weir Isles
aka my fave moment from the entire podcast thus far
Aries - dtf and knows when something’s up
Taurus - hella loyal and gives great hugs
Gemini - none
Cancer - very maternal and kind
Leo - loyal and will probably tell you if there’s something in your teeth
Virgo - intelligent and unbiased
Libra - cute lil fairies
Scorpio - great in bed
Sagittarius - hilarious and honest mother fuckers
Capricorn - great listeners and hard-working
Aquarius - very open minded and accepting of your flaws
Pisces - creative and exciting to be around
There is no greater Guardians/Parks & Rec gif mashup than this.
Fantastic.
lukemagnus-deactivated20180125:
“Who is this?” “The good-looking guy in the sunglasses at your ten o’clock.”
The Avengers + Brooklyn Nine-Nine
“Why do we have to dress up for Thanksgiving? I don’t even celebrate that stuff. The whole holiday is based on overeating. We should be wearing velvet track suits and diapers.”
steve goes to change sam’s ringtone to ‘i believe i can fly’ by r. kelly only to find it’s already sam’s ringtone
[with thanks to incorrectgotquotes, and apologies to the original dialogue]
feistypants-fangirl-ofdisneyland:
Bonus:
CRYING