katy perrys new song is giving me life in this library
of course it’s not adam and steve, steve is a name with firmly greek origins, what would he be doing in the original aramaic/hebrew text. it’s adam and simeon.
Hark, the herald angel sings!
Glory to T̛̪̘̬H̯̹́E͇̺̳͟ ̲̹Ạ̸̖͇ͅL͍͓͓͔̣̲M̵̛̤̖̯͔̦̹Í̧̫͍̖̝G̨̮̯̼͈̯͉͖H̦͚̠̠̳̙͠͠Ţ̷͈̯̝̲̺̗̩Y̸̟̤̩̖͕̜ ̢̝̬͈G̛͚̥͈̣̝̬͙͟L͏͍͔̹͇̜̖O̖̦̻̮̩͚̻W͚̖͟ C͠҉̰̫͉̘̫̘͖ͅḼ̺̳͚O̠̻̭̞̥̫͎Ụ̢̬̯̖͓D̵̛̟͍͇͓͉͖̫̗͟
#though it’s true #this part made me laugh a lot #the doctor hated gallifrey #he spent all his time trying to get away from it #but that’s usually how it is right #like you’re away from something for a long time and you’re like #aww mannn i miss all the good times #and then you go back #and you’re like #wtf was i thinking all of this is bullshit i remembered this being a lot less sucky #oh my gOD IS THAT WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN WITH PETER OH MY GOD #ELEVEN TRIES REALLY HARD TO FIND GALLIFREY AND DIES BRINGING IT BACK #AND HE REGENERATES INTO TWELVE #AND PETER CAPALDI GOES TO THE NEWLY BROUGHT BACK GALLIFREY LIKE HELLLLLO I HAVE MISSED Y- #and then he sees all the stuff that made him hate gallifrey before #MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKERS I FORGOT THIS FUCKING PLANET IS FULL OF ARROGANT PIG-SHIT TWATS AND FERRET-FUCKING DILDOS (via winterinthetardis)
Are you guys all the same person because this request is too weird to be so common

ITS JERRY SEINFELD!!! HES THE 12TH DOCTOR AND THE COMPANION IS JASON ALEXANDER!
ive been seeing some scout and medic stuff on my dash
heres my contribution
/cries
*SPUTTERS*