Peter Nureyev, smooth criminal, at the beginning of season three: These gay feelings can’t catch me if I put them in a drawer and never look at them again
Peter Nureyev, after one (1) fancy party heist with Juno: How did these feelings get all over the floor
we talk about juno becoming all “be gay do crime” in season three like he hasn’t been doing at least as crime the whole time
Juno “39 misdemeanors by age 18” Steel: I have decided to start doing crime.
Captain Khan, who injured his back trying to lift Juno’s HCPD file: START?
Also would like to remind you that Juno broke a known murderer out of prison (well Rita and him did that together. Well, mainly Rita. But he was involved). Cassandra Kanagawa is now on the loose thanks to those two.
Also also would like to remind everyone that Juno Canonically mugged the President of Venus while working for Vicky.
2 Murderous 2 Mask is fun cause Junos like “I hate this. Shits fucked, everything here wants me dead, and this beautiful secret agent man wont stop flirting with me” and “Rex” is all “Pls tell me ur secrets, Juno. What are your top ten insecurities my dear Juno, also, what a pretty name! Heres a fun fact about the occult!” and then they fall in love
straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *blonde guy* *brad* *the clown* *kyle* *brunette girl* *token minority*
gay friend groups are like: *depressed walking disaster who’s trying to get better* *melodramatic master thief* *hacker queen, lover of snacks* *elegant mom friend* *violent wife of elegant mom friend* *giant who looks like he can kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll*
[image description: a man labeled Peter Nureyev, saying “Battling a deranged, tentacled anthropologist alongside the lady you love is something that can actually be so personal,”]
