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elenafisher:

Best of Scumbag Shepard™

• shepard: so am i in trouble?
• admiral hackett: take a guess
• shepard: no?
• admiral hackett: take another guess.

confuzzeldmind:

galtori:

My Favorite Mass Effect Moments, In No Particular Order

↳ Shepard’s Krogan Fanboy

Five thousand credits says it was Wrex as a joke.

#five thousand credits says it was Wrex not as a joke

• me finishing me1: ahhh that was so stressful! i thought the normandy was going to get damaged or something but they dealt the killing blow to sovereign and stayed intact!!! im so relieved!!! and i thought shepard was dead but she survived and was so heroic!!!! everyone is alive and on the ship and happy!!!! this is a great game series!!
• me starting me2: well, shit.

• Garrus: You ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?
• Tali: No.
• Garrus: Come on, remember how we'd all ask you about your life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!
• Tali: This conversation is over.
• Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system!
• Tali: I have a shotgun.
• Garrus: Mmmmmaybe we'll talk later.

[commander shepard voice]  i was like, ‘why are you so obsessed with me?’

lesbianshepard:

i went to go get screencaps to make something entirely different and somehow ended up with this