lmaonade:

lmaonade:

mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

this little man does NOT have a baby license 

♥ 148286 — 4 years ago on 26 Jun 2019 — via theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

jellphish:

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thanks chase

♥ 27944 — 4 years ago on 26 Jun 2019 — via aquacycle

edenwolfie:

hunger-of-a-dreamer:

Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™

he sure as hell is one of us

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♥ 337184 — 4 years ago on 25 Jun 2019 — via mr-eldritch

magicflask:

actually using “bootlicker” in a wholly derogatory way is offensive and proof of people with f*t*shes (censored since i cant reclaim) being oppressed because it perpetrates the idea that bootlicking is bad and SOME PEOPLE get off to that so really calling somnehsjsgjagwjegqjfrjwg kehdkdhakvekwge keg wkehekrhrj

♥ 30804 — 4 years ago on 25 Jun 2019 — via bitchassgone-deactivated2021011
♥ 67901 — 4 years ago on 25 Jun 2019 — via saltysalmonella

lesbianriza:

kuvira in ruins of the empire: i may be a bastard and a war criminal and legit like the worst person on the planet but i am NOT a homophobe and i just want you all to know that *plays girlfriend by avril lavigne in front of korra* 

♥ 98 — 4 years ago on 25 Jun 2019 — via weaponsofclairvoyance

hip2javabean:

hip2javabean:

inside me live two wolves

one wants to live in a meadow in a small cottage living out the rest of my life farming, gardening, and enjoying nature

another wants to become a mad scientist, creating unethical experiments, only to be one day killed by my own creation

i am gay

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♥ 225 — 4 years ago on 25 Jun 2019 — via tawkerr-archived
boarred:
“Happy pride demon!
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boarred:

Happy pride demon!

♥ 18830 — 4 years ago on 25 Jun 2019 — via franklefort

astriiformes:

aroford:

but can GLaDOS read captcha

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♥ 40818 — 4 years ago on 25 Jun 2019 — via desertpacificoctopi
♥ 121914 — 4 years ago on 25 Jun 2019 — via pissvortex