♥ 44428 — 4 years ago on 27 Jun 2019 — via shoutsindwarvish

3minutesofplaytime:

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

♥ 134495 — 4 years ago on 27 Jun 2019 — via grigori-girl

victorie-rory:

The Holy Trinity

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♥ 36648 — 4 years ago on 27 Jun 2019 — via release-the-sheep

fatcr0w:

velvetwood:

All these people thirsting over Leo from the new Pokémon sword and shield. Dude looks like he couldn’t decide on wether to go to the gym with his bros or attend an Elton John fan convention and said fuck it I’ll do both.

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♥ 22042 — 4 years ago on 27 Jun 2019 — via spacesealion

ode-to-rab:

dnald:

dnald:

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sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

♥ 355691 — 4 years ago on 27 Jun 2019 — via bardolph

the-hope-that-house-built:

scarlet-sasquatch:

bisonasaurus:

you know what Harry that is an interesting piece of information don’t be an ass

Harry, your whole thing is playing a sport that involves flying around on gravity resistant sticks made from trees.  Did you ever stop to think Neville was telling you this cause he was being considerate of your interests?

Look at this jock asshole

♥ 273228 — 4 years ago on 27 Jun 2019 — via cannureyevfly

notorious-bdg:

iM SCREAMING

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♥ 25126 — 4 years ago on 27 Jun 2019 — via dorknewton

valnqar:

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jaime lannister and brienne of tarth // a song of ice and fire

♥ 1714 — 4 years ago on 27 Jun 2019 — via dragonzair

xenosagaepisodeone:

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck

♥ 186335 — 4 years ago on 27 Jun 2019 — via transcendentlittleseahorse

needsmoreexplosions:

CAUSE I’M THE RIGHT ONE

ON YOUR TOUCH-TONE TOUCH-TONE ROTOM PHONE

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♥ 506 — 4 years ago on 27 Jun 2019 — via damnskippies-archive