edward elric is so edgy and so pained and so hostile all the time and everyone buys it because he lost his family and some of his limbs and meanwhile al is in the corner having lost his entire body giggling to himself because he fit 3 whole cats in his stomach and nobody caught him yet
Are you an ace exclusionist (thinks asexuality is not LGBTQ+)? You don't have to publish this but I would appreciate if you still answered by making a text post like "@discourse anon No, I'm not" or "@discourse anon Yes, I am" (without context only I would know what it means)
sasuke almost sacrifices his life to save naruto’s when he fought with haku. while he’s loosing consciousness (naruto believes sasuke is actually going to die and he’s holding him) sasuke remembers all his moments whit naruto, including their kiss, and tells him “his body just moved on his own (to protect him)”. furthermore, this is the battle he awakens his sharingan in order to “protect his most precious person”. in the beginning, orochimaru and kabuto are worried by naruto and sasuke’s relationship because “naruto is changing sasuke, his heart and his aim”. sasuke kneels above an unconscious naruto in the valley of the end before leaving to join orochimaru. he just stays still looking fondly at naruto while it rains (aka he cries - everytime sasuke is supposed to cry it starts raining). in the official databook it’s stated that separating from naruto felt for sasuke like “ripping off half of his body”.
in the same databook, sasuke shows to remember what his shared kiss with naruto tasted like and he implies that he took it for intentional (and not accidental). in filler 194 of shippuden, the pair kisses again and they both blush exclaiming “why is it always you?”. they keep on blushing during the episode, since they are glued to each other and forced to be someway intimate.
there are many other subtle episodes like the ones above which right now I can’t remember, but as you can see it’s pretty obvious sasuke’s fond of naruto.
as you can see, with many more examples, sasuke returned naruto’s intense feelings.
i’m so invested in toronto’s mystery tunnel story. after a month of fruitless investigating and a week-long public appeal from the police, two anonymous guys have admitted to building the whole thing for funsies. that’s it, no big deal. just guys being dudes. they just dug a 30-foot tunnel for personal reasons. case closed. amazing.
For what it’s worth, I can’t think of a single person in my friend group who if I said ‘hey you wanna dig a secret hideout tunnel with me’ would not immediately go for their shovel.
ok we’re gonna be really fun from here on out! I’ve said my piece, we get it etc. BUT being soooo genuinely baffled at the missed opportunity to make them Not White and the. watching him get sooo many woke points for making Adam and Eve black (they don’t even SPEAK) and making god a woman….it tests a girl, it really does
At Texas A&M there was a dead cockroach in the Anthropology building’s stairwell for at least two weeks. Some enterprising person made her a little shrine that quickly escalated.
What the shit
I’ve always liked that college, and now I know why.
we all know 2018 aziraphale uses a flip phone from 2003 right. we’re all clear on this
He has a very nice bakelite phone from around 1940 in the front of the shop, and a much older one in the back of the shop. They are rotary dial phones, of the kind that would need to be rewired to work with today’s exchanges. They have never been rewired and they still phone anywhere on Earth (and probably one place off Earth) perfectly.
I’m not entirely sure that he’ll ever approve of phones that aren’t wired in to the wall.
are you sure? cuz i kind of envision him being addicted to candy crush
god I strive for the confidence of asking the man who both wrote the book and ran the show if he’s sure
ok look i know we all love aziraphale and crowley here but actually hanging out with them would be UNBEARABLE can you even fucking imagine., watching these two idiots beat around the bush while being so disgustingly in love that literally every word they say sounds like a confession and then one day you find out that they’re immortal and they’ve been mutually pining for 6000 years with no light at the end of the tunnel in sight and you finally understand how Damn Bitch, You Live Like This? feels as an emotion
this is why they have no other visible friends everyone was like ‘I Literally Cannot Be Around This Much Pining Or I’ll Die’
My favorite misunderstanding I’ve had to clear up so far was a Japanese person asking me about the word “fuck”. Because apparently someone had told him if he said “fuck” in America that he might be killed on the spot. Which I think is the funniest lie that I’ve ever heard
damn how brave was he feeling when he asked you that
