hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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lmaonade:

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

reguess1997:

cocainesocialist:

the edl in manchester today is literally that ‘down with safe spaces’ cartoon

For those who haven’t seen it

updogonline:

if you submerge your corpse in crystal pepsi it’ll bring you back to life, but if you drink any in the process you’ll lose your humanity

haemofag:

gorps:

elon musk said this to seduce grimes

hellyesbro:

hellbabyfromhell:

righteoussness:

happy birthday to our real hero

so ocelot’s a gemini….👀

footballintuxedos:

spaceagelovesong3:

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

thetyrannosaur:

thetyrannosaur:

e-seal:

I’m at the combination psychiatrist/taco bell

call that a [joke pending]

call that a shrinkwrap supreme

gahdamnpunk:

KILOMÈTRES MORALES ASDGHASDJASJKDKJA

pettyartist:

shanexrayn:

cockyhorror:

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something