beaulesbian:

Aziraphale: doesn’t remember which side was responsible for a historical period 🤔 🤔

also Aziraphale: remembers exactly what food they were eating three centuries ago on his lunch date with Crowley 😍 😇 😈🥞

♥ 6246 — 4 years ago on 05 Jul 2019 — via charlie-posting

lmaonade:

i don’t really like my stepdad. but aside from that he’s like a stereotypical american white guy who drinks miller lite and loves the chicago bears and country music, but i do remember this one time when i was like 14/15 i was in the car with him and korn’s freak on a leash was on the radio and he out of no where did the wild nasty beat boxing part along to the song and i was like “w…what. .. .?” and he was literally like “no one will believe you” and that’s the only time i’ve really felt this emotion 

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♥ 61485 — 4 years ago on 05 Jul 2019 — via mabelsguidetolife

mantegato:

mantegato:

neopets creepypasta

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♥ 218 — 4 years ago on 05 Jul 2019 — via gaydeliverydriverunion

emmablowguns:

Snakes

♥ 223035 — 4 years ago on 05 Jul 2019 — via weirdmageddon

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

snakegay:

op of the suggestive grinch x cat in the hat art also has drawn pennywise ahegao

every word in this sentence was like opening another door on an advent calendar

♥ 74455 — 4 years ago on 05 Jul 2019 — via beetledrink

ndiecity:

gaylor-moon:

Whomst trying to road trip

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Galar region victory road

♥ 178333 — 4 years ago on 04 Jul 2019 — via release-the-sheep
gothicprep:
“this is a sadder and shorter story than the hemingway thing abt baby shoes
”

gothicprep:

this is a sadder and shorter story than the hemingway thing abt baby shoes

♥ 55726 — 4 years ago on 04 Jul 2019 — via gaydeliverydriverunion

hclark70:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

©一边航来一遍拍

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♥ 315202 — 4 years ago on 04 Jul 2019 — via sleape
yesterdaysprint:
“ Pensacola News Journal, Florida, March 8, 1934
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yesterdaysprint:

Pensacola News Journal, Florida, March 8, 1934

♥ 4478 — 4 years ago on 04 Jul 2019 — via striders
ask-oncies-jizz:
“ zip-a-dee-lady:
“ moontouched-moogle:
“ zip-a-dee-lady:
“ zip-a-dee-lady:
“ Water from Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean. Scooped out of the ride in summer of 2010. The bottle was all the way full, and it now almost halfway...

ask-oncies-jizz:

zip-a-dee-lady:

moontouched-moogle:

zip-a-dee-lady:

zip-a-dee-lady:

Water from Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean. Scooped out of the ride in summer of 2010. The bottle was all the way full, and it now almost halfway gone.
As of today, it still smells.

For yohoyohoadisneylifeforme

My Pirates water is almost completely gone, down to about ¼ of the bottle :/

stop drinking the pirate water

Sorry it’s good and it heals me

i think about this post on an almost daily basis and its so surreal to me that it doesnt even have 400 fuckin notes

♥ 106981 — 4 years ago on 04 Jul 2019 — via larkstonguesinaspicpart1