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postmortemtsarina:

mrsbandicoot:

BALL.

Originally posted by hobolunchbox

damnskippies:

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

zvaigzdelasas:

bobavader:

i love following prog rock blogs on here bc they’ll post pictures of the band members and be like “omfg hes so cute and soft love him” but every fucking time they look exactly like this

zerocapitalism:

zerocapitalism:

zerocapitalism:

gay person: i made a joke because a homophobe was being homophobic. the joke was neither violent nor cruel.

twitter: your account is frozen now. please think about what you did wrong

republican: i’m here posting literal nazi propaganda

twitter: we can’t use our anti-nazi algorithms because it might delete the poor wittle republicans.

twitter: happy pride month.

lgbt person: heres my video about being lgbt

youtube: video has been flagged for adult content, you can now no longer make money off it

nazi: heres my youtube video about white supremacy and the glory of the motherland or some other fucking bullshit us nazis say

youtube: it’s called freedom of speech, look it up

youtube: happy pride month.

nazi: hey kids you wanna check out some other sweettt nazi youtubes?

youtube: we can’t get rid of that guy, that’s pewdiepie.

miss-perkey:

1000deadcops:

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

missanthropicprinciple:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?” 

eternalgirlscout:

*slams gavel*

worm court is now in session

all writhe

420ferret:

penfairy:

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

craylittleliars:

littlebabydear:

craylittleliars:

Sometimes I just remember the fact that in french pain means bread and it makes me think about this picture a lot

Anyone else see the sad face tho

Haha you’re right! I should have made a joke about that