gaynidai:

creepypasta titles r like: “my ass got slapped in the forest… there was no one there”
“i ate a handful of sand in the 4th grade, and i’ll never do it again”
“my dad went to a casino”

hexglyphs:

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

bobavader:

bobavader:

‪Do you think in-universe in dune theres like spice stoners? And like they have memes about doing spice? Like shit like “when youre trying to pretend ur not high in public but ur eyes r blue as fuck and you know whats going to happen next week” ‬

65-percent-puns:

dryeguy:

knightofsuperior:

dromoka:

ayradthelion:

piratebay-premium:

legionoftuna:

lawd-what-a-booty:

superflyingthing:

tokenduelist:

fauchereve:

tokenduelist:

puddingvampire:

brondeef:

inkerton-kun:

he cannot die. Unstoppable

Bad dog. Out you go

The Dog Will Stay

Too bad.

the dog stays

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn. 

THE DOG STAYS

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes. 

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

THE DOG GOES

THE DOG STAYS

^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

THE DOG IS MINE.

Originally posted by akaiftw

dunkstein:

seatrench:

New Zealand Longfin Eel

(source)

REAL AMPHIBIOUS LOCOMOTION HOURS.

REBLOG IF U ARE TRAVERSING SOLID GROUND VIA SLITHERING TO REACH MORE DESIRABLE BODIES OF WATER

magicalboye:

I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”

sadhoc:

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toadprince:

spookynug:

toadprince:

im pretty sure the tomato sauce on pizza is the only thing stopping most white american adult single men from dying of scurvy

Let’s take it off then