[Today I Learned] A lightning strike can strip the bark off a tree completely.
The reason for this is, when the lightning hits it super heats the water under the bark, creating nearly instantaneous steam pressure. Which blows all the bark off.
That tree is now dead
Can’t believe God circumcised this tree.
I can’t believe you made me read that with my own eyes.
Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.
It was there, but then it dimension shifted on me.
“PIcture it in your head: where do you see it?”
I dunno, man, I have a REALLY strong visual imagination; I can picture it down the back of the sofa or under a Mars rover with equal believability.
oh so you think it’s unethical for me to wind this hand crank that electrocutes a room full of children? what if I told you that I was doing it because i get free college?? yr lookin p dumb now arent you
Desperate to chase the success of “Old Town Road”, Taylor Swift releases a new single and accompanying music video about God of War (2018). Music critics warily praise the abrupt change in style and subject matter, but largely criticize the lyrics as stilted and contrived, in particular the hook line: “We locked eyes and I thought it was fate, oh/Then he ripped out my heart like Kratos”
The single debuts at #2 on the Billboard Top 100, behind “Old Town Road”
not to problematically gay code my own life but each and every day a new straight person says something that could easily be part of my villain origin story
