werewolfviking:

eternityricekrispies:

aggressiveflyingpizza:

rougeantivan:

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

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and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER?
2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

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Ok the Code of Ethics from the Clowns of America International is actually very reasonable and respectable

Well time to stop calling Tumblr dimwits clowns because even clowns have codes of decency

♥ 233705 — 4 years ago on 12 Jul 2019 — via trashcore4
y-tho-k:
“ la–fercha:
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y-tho-k:

la–fercha:

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♥ 58434 — 4 years ago on 12 Jul 2019 — via mabelsguidetolife

koobaxion:

pileofknives:

natrasharomanova:

i work at a children’s hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there’s the Baby Vest.

it looks like this:

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it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we’re literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.

strapped with multiple babies in holsters like a golden age pirate

this is literally just how pokemon works

♥ 152450 — 4 years ago on 11 Jul 2019 — via mabelsguidetolife

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

if you’re having a good night would you like to see something that will ruin it

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everything he does sucks but knowing an almost 50 year old man is doing it is so just. deeply shocking. imagine someone your parents age actively refusing to give credit for anime fanart on twitter.

♥ 9314 — 4 years ago on 11 Jul 2019 — via bigprettygothgf

theprisonindustrialcomplex:

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♥ 162860 — 4 years ago on 11 Jul 2019 — via jettreno

get-stitches:

thealogie:

galaxyjim:

kinklock:

real-sextronaut:

kinklock:

seeing a post claiming moriarty would be a feminist like…..this is somehow more outlandish to me than usual moriarty stanning, you really gonna sit there and tell me that someone who would make a woman call herself “this stupid bitch” while she had a bomb strapped to her has the makings of a feminist, not to mention blowing an old blind lady up , but like alright, yall do you i guess ,

Okay, but he’s a terrorist,,
he’s gonna be strapping bombs to people??

i am genuinely fascinated by what you are trying to imply here

…….Are you fucking saying psychopath murders can’t be feminists holy shit.

a Classic*

♥ 11391 — 4 years ago on 11 Jul 2019 — via amaralesbian

a4351:

croshie:

somebody: i think theres definitely a pedophilia problem on ao3 we should address

people who think reading fanfiction is a substitute for a personality:

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♥ 23387 — 4 years ago on 11 Jul 2019 — via qnslnfkdndofj727383-deactivated

tonetouchtelephone:

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♥ 30366 — 4 years ago on 11 Jul 2019 — via bigprettygothgf

kawosh1nning:

sasu-loves-naru:

xcrisscrossx:

The only positive to either of these shows not ending in a gay romance, is that Naruto and Sherlock show a friendship can have a stronger bond than a romance or even a marriage.

Are you straight

hang on i wanna hear about the bond between sherlock and naruto

♥ 141062 — 4 years ago on 10 Jul 2019 — via bigprettygothgf

frodoes:

frodoes:

oh to live in the treasure planet universe

oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship

♥ 118708 — 4 years ago on 10 Jul 2019 — via sayfaahtmah