Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”
The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”
The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”
She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”
there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free
why the fuck does texas roadhouse encourage its customers to throw peanut shells on the floor. absolutely hellish restaurant
yeah awesome dude this really gives your eating establishment a good old boys country atmosphere. just serve me slop through a trough while you’re at it. fuck you
these are the employee shirts. everything about this place is maddening
hey so my baby sister works there. have u seen them do the square dancing thing yet? when they play black betty everyone has to come out and start dancing.
They do what
i live a mile away from one and it’s literally hell on earth there. the bread is good but that’s it. if it’s your birthday they cart you around on the birthday saddle
orochimaru’s computer cursor is shaped like a kunai and i am absolutely dying over it, it looks exactly like the cursor i put on my computer when i was 13
if i was 13 again and heard the phrase “orochimaru’s computer” i wouldn’t even react i’d just turn to dust as if i’d been snapped.
the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised
