c3rvida3:

“How to find the right glasses for your face shape”, oh, bullshit. You pick ones you think a hot scientist in a bad horror movie would wear and then you just go do whatever.

♥ 94334 — 4 years ago on 17 Jul 2019 — via anatolysergievsky

hellbabyfromhell:

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

♥ 229298 — 4 years ago on 17 Jul 2019 — via foilflingza

jhonenyo:

is this your card?

♥ 54761 — 4 years ago on 17 Jul 2019 — via jhonenyo-deactivated20210208

apocahipster:

me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake

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♥ 228225 — 4 years ago on 17 Jul 2019 — via dragonzair
♥ 12572 — 4 years ago on 16 Jul 2019 — via petr1kov
oh-mr-adams:
“ divine-rights-of-kings:
“ sniper-at-the-gates-of-heaven:
“in the late 1790s it was in style to wear earrings depicting the execution of louis xvi.
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This symbolizes one of the worst tragedies to afflict the west. An absolute affront to...

oh-mr-adams:

divine-rights-of-kings:

sniper-at-the-gates-of-heaven:

in the late 1790s it was in style to wear earrings depicting the execution of louis xvi.

This symbolizes one of the worst tragedies to afflict the west. An absolute affront to God

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♥ 119753 — 4 years ago on 16 Jul 2019 — via carnival-phantasm

milfandmoney-blog:

powerfulwizard:

liechi:

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this is what david tennant looks like in that gay angel demon show

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If this was 2012 you would have gotten hung drawn and quartered for this post.

♥ 116191 — 4 years ago on 16 Jul 2019 — via rubysevens

dagny-hashtaggart:

hazoretspartyfavors:

prussianmemes:

i almost forgot this blessed video exists

Wait there’s another one of these

If memory serves, what happened was that someone took a video of a Ukrainian military band playing some other song and dubbed a realistic-sounding version of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis over it. This proceeded to be everywhere on the internet, enough so that the band that put on the original performance caught wind of it, and decided to capitalize on its popularity by actually performing the song. This video is the latter version.

♥ 320371 — 4 years ago on 16 Jul 2019 — via tawkerr-archived

jheselbraum:

johnhughesdidnotdirectmylife:

They deleted this from the first Toy Story movie and I am so fucking angry that they did that

I think my favorite thing about this is that Woody doesn’t say “Buzz the sun isn’t kidnapped!” he says “the sun being gone isn’t the problem” which does nothing to refute buzz’s theory

♥ 54928 — 4 years ago on 16 Jul 2019 — via tawkerr-archived

hexglyphs:

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

♥ 136077 — 4 years ago on 16 Jul 2019 — via mercymorns