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budwq-deactivated20200211:

budwq-deactivated20200211:

Im laughing so hARD WHY

NO NO NO

deepspacepirate:

me: *breaks down crying in the privacy of my own home*

my brain: you’re faking your emotions for attention. you’re just doing this because you think it makes for a cool personal narrative

mono-red-menace:

todaysbird:

deactivated-355224788-deactivat:

todaysbird:

DIRECT ACTION

Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won’t change things either. It just goes on the national debt.

are you…talking to the cockatoo

hey can someone explain the intricacies of economics to my pet bird he keeps opening his cage to tear up all the shit in the living room

woke-up-on-derse:

onemanstampede:

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

graynard:

imaginaryi:

letshearitforthisclown:

*goes to hot topic and walks out with arms full of regular groceries*

I…you…is that even remotely possible?

no, thats why its a joke. thanks

zvaigzdelasas:

sunbutch:

local tumblr user confuses men with house spiders

It’s a common misconception that men have venom that would kill a human if their fangs could pierce, but that’s actually an old wives tale :^)

boggblog:

Like ships passing in the night, we were going in different directions on different winds, yet there was a moment in which we sailed together.

alpine-insurrection:

Most leftists aren’t getting radicalized by professors in college - they are radicalized by their environments and themselves, in the streets, their workplaces, and anywhere oppression and struggle is a daily occurrence.

ratcoded:

ratcoded:

i may be an ugly and unlovable bastard in human terms but in gargoyle terms? lets just say i’d be at the top of the cathedral 

hey i’m loosing my  mind over this lad

whommy:

if she’s ur girl why is she attaching a radio collar to me to see how i migrate and behave