thedurvin:

gelana78:

eruditionanimaladoration:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

littledeludeddupes:

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

volcanokids:

vampireapologist:

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

asundergrowth:

zvaigzdelasas:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

bongwatercoffee:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

kensacollection:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

toastpotent:

kensacollection:

toastpotent:

kensacollection:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

toastpotent:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

toastpotent:

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

Great post guys

gahdamnpunk:

Heteroni and cheese 💀💀💀

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

lordturkeyfist:

hatingongodot:

Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call

Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy

Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks

Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts

Me when h– wait, what?

Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.”

If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve

dankmemeuniversity:

staygay-ponyboy:

staygay-ponyboy:

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

thestarfishface:

They know what they did. 

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surrealslut:

starofjudgement:

surrealslut:

talking heads was right

how

i do ask myself. how did i get here