official-cisphobe:

When life gives you a gender, don’t accept it! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE GENDER BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN GENDER, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS!? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE KONSTA CISPHOBE A GENDER! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I’M THE NONBINARY WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE GENDER! I’M GONNA GET THE ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE GENDER, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

wrexidentalinsurance:

Hi Mass Effect. I’m still in love with you.

marveldumpling-deactivated20190:

jsjsjsjsj I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS

unclefather:

tchaikovskaya:

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

world heritage post

hexglyphs:

everything i know about myself i have learned against my will

bullrunpicnicker:

straightboyfriend:

i’m gonna start acting like a cop & refuse to be nice to customers until they tell me i am brave & handsome for coming into work

this post has ruined my life. i jokingly referenced it to tell a coworker with a similar sense of humor that she was “brave and handsome” for doing her job and the next thing i know shes telling the same joke to our boss, who misremembers it as “brave and sexy”

baku:

baku:

baku:

slay.

no one is allowed to talk shit about tumblr ever again. this site has redeemed itself