adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

every second aziraphael goodomens is onscreen with the other angels he just radiates “uncomfortable gay cousin at the family reunion” vibes. like at no point during the show is he literally listening to his uncle talk about sports and trying not to give away that he doesn’t know either of the teams he’s talking about but spiritually, spiritually that’s exactly where he’s at. 

conversely crowley also has gay cousin vibes around the other demons but in his case, it’s like “yes i am gay and also cooler and better than all of you” vibes. like “FINE i’ll show up but it’ll be late and with iced coffee and also i’ll sit at the kids table and tell them about witchcraft” vibes.

disco1997:

I’m both

executiveoutcomes-deactivated20:

I’m not trying to call anyone out but even now the evil seed of what you’ve done germinates within you

prettykikimora:

*brooklyn accent* Ayyyy im yearnin here!

angelwormwood:

angelwormwood:

angelwormwood:

if you’re homophobic follow me

… down to my cellar to taste a fine vintage

*laying the last brick to trap you inside* i guess you could say you’ve been… stonewalled 😎🏳️‍🌈

transm3d:

guardianbastard:

isashi-nigami:

satandotgov:

221cbakerstreet:

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

how can you post that and not include the video

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING

*several seconds of feral snarls*

“great, great yeah that was good”

I liTERaLLY CAnT BTeAtHE

the-brodie-set:

Bennet: Fly fishing gear
Biden: Brake pads
Cory: Marvel Studios
Bullock: I like a nice slab serif, but who are you? Fix your kerning and you have two different blues!
Pete: Trendy jeans
Julian: Should’ve made your accent red
De Blasio: Gross, try again without Power Point
Delaney: Blank VHS tapes?
Tulsi: Multiplayer space game for Playstation
Gillibrand: Sex and the City
Gravel: Is that the Discovery Channel font? Are you rocks?
Harris: Unbreakable Kamala Schmidt
Hickenlooper: The studio that brought you Minions
Inslee: Too pharmaceutical. Ask your Dr if Inslee is right for you.
Amy: No one knows you, Amy. Stop acting like we’re on first name basis.
Wayne: Talk to Amy
Seth: Feels gross to say and the arrow in your star points right, so that’s awkward
Beto: Actual Whataburger spicy ketchup
Tim Ryan: Please don’t copy Cory’s work. Eyes on your own paper.
Bernie: Toothpaste
Swalwell: Top Gun
Warren: Expensive spring water. That N makes my jaw hurt.
Marianne: Cosmetics
Yang: Small airline

zerocapitalism:

benepla:

panic at the disco is the funniest band ever. what if when zayn went solo he took the name One Direction and started putting out his fuckinnnn sex playlist songs as One Direction. alone. and then Harry and all the other ones did nothing ever again

stimman4000: