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fortooate:

specialstarfish:

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

seaweetie:

“I bet you could take that hakuna matata scene and put any other song over it. There is absolutely nothing about their movements, their expressions, the composition of the shots, the editing that conveys what kind of song they’re singing” - @sabertoothwalrus  x 

capstellium:

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch…. winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

chaotic-randy-commander:

jorasdottir:

dragons watch all eating the same wack food and- im getting to the food poisoning scene in parks and rec. let me just take u there immediately

i did this as fast as i could

cookie-sheet-toboggan:

thatfoxyone:

peppapigvevo:

justpokemongo:

pbrmvp:

theocseason4:

the As If staff mustve been soooooo fucking thrilled when she just said that like it was nothing they were like “ohhhhhh we hit the jackpot babyyyy”

i mean she’s been playing a clown irl for as long as i can remember

fascinating how she compares taking japanese and trans roles to playing animals, huh

shes a bigot and a dumbass and shes not stunning anyone

“I think society would be more connected if we just allowed others to have their own feelings…” except for me I don’t have to consider others feelings but people should consider mine when I want to play a transphobic role

still shook over the trans role thing tho like she straight up wanted accolades for playing it and had and still has zero care for trans ppl like she made that so fucking clear when she backed out of the project aka canceling the project instead of playing a support character to a trans actor and producing a trans film that was made for the trans community like she not even a cis ally she a thirsty bitch salivating for little golden man to sit on her mantel i just cant even

shs-10:

shs-10:

mojang-official:

cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it

i am gonna do it

don’t do this

moonlandingwasfaked:

charlesoberonn:

luxwing:

inthishousewekinkshamefnaf:

robobuddies:

thyrell:

ripleyandweeds:

renamon:

luxwing:

luxwing:

luxwing:

luxwing:

luxwing:

luxwing:

What if the world… Were minecraft

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

This is what I’m reading btw

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

The ride never ends

As you can see from the Mojang logo, this book isn’t a fan book, but rather officially licensed.

isekai

hermitpurplehaze:

c0ffeekitten:

wigpisser:

anubitch:

izzzzzzieeeeeeeee:

panpacificdefensecorpse:

angry-beibers:

michaelburnnham:

houston-i-have-problems:

narwhalsarefalling:

suncrayon:

lilithn:

loonychild:

millennium-enterprise:

hawkeye1964:

oh good