hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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solidsnake:

solidsnake:

milfs love me it pays off being a manlet

i would like that.

cykelops:

yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history

radi0-open-door:

lesbianlyra:

the robbers in cabinet man b like

vxinri:

themattyhealy:

awwww-cute:

Newborn gorilla reacting to a cold stethoscope

thranduilland:

catchymemes:

Credit to: Homophones, Weakly.

I read that a ‘illustration of homophobes’ and was so fucking confused until I scrolled back up.

shock:

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

theskystealerthebookthief:

demonic-rubber-duck:

what Aziraphale said: You go too fast for me, Crowley.

what Crowley heard: I am aware of the fact you feel strongly about me, including various platonic and romantic forms of affection, but after six thousands I still don’t feel ready to pursue that relationship; Please wait a little longer.

what Aziraphale meant: yOU GO 110 MILES PER HOUR IN CENTRAL LONDON YOU ABSOLUTE RUBBER DUCK

This is an hilarious take. I like it.