solidsnake:

solidsnake:

milfs love me it pays off being a manlet

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i would like that.

♥ 43177 — 4 years ago on 29 Jul 2019 — via logarto

cykelops:

yall hate wolverine origins but “your country needs you” “im canadian (drives away)” is the greatest moment in cinematic history

♥ 193686 — 4 years ago on 29 Jul 2019 — via littlesteviebarnes

radi0-open-door:

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♥ 208686 — 4 years ago on 29 Jul 2019 — via dougdimmadildo

lesbianlyra:

the robbers in cabinet man b like

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♥ 9136 — 4 years ago on 29 Jul 2019 — via jettreno
♥ 63930 — 4 years ago on 29 Jul 2019 — via christinedieae
vxinri:
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vxinri:

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♥ 119416 — 4 years ago on 29 Jul 2019 — via rattlegore
themattyhealy:
“ awwww-cute:
“ Newborn gorilla reacting to a cold stethoscope
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themattyhealy:

awwww-cute:

Newborn gorilla reacting to a cold stethoscope

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♥ 24922 — 4 years ago on 28 Jul 2019 — via bigprettygothgf
Illustrations of Homophones

thranduilland:

catchymemes:

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Credit to: Homophones, Weakly.

I read that a ‘illustration of homophobes’ and was so fucking confused until I scrolled back up.

♥ 103835 — 4 years ago on 28 Jul 2019 — via caithes-blossom

shock:

why must life have a grand purpose? is it not enough to have some basil, and mozzarella?

♥ 156580 — 4 years ago on 28 Jul 2019 — via officialjamestkirk

theskystealerthebookthief:

demonic-rubber-duck:

what Aziraphale said: You go too fast for me, Crowley.

what Crowley heard: I am aware of the fact you feel strongly about me, including various platonic and romantic forms of affection, but after six thousands I still don’t feel ready to pursue that relationship; Please wait a little longer.

what Aziraphale meant: yOU GO 110 MILES PER HOUR IN CENTRAL LONDON YOU ABSOLUTE RUBBER DUCK

This is an hilarious take. I like it.

♥ 1587 — 4 years ago on 28 Jul 2019 — via shutupeiffel