hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.
You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
You matter
this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen
something i just realized is that no other legendaries in explorers talk in all caps… it’s literally just palkia and dialga. not even giratina does and it’s the 3rd in the dpp trio, so it’s not a sinnoh legendary thing? why are they always yelling
palkia, at like a legendary pokemon reunion dinner party, tapping a spoon on a glass to get everyone’s attention: MY COMRADES… IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN!!! SPACE STUFF IS GOING PRETTY GOOD LATELY!!! AS YOU ALL KNOW I’M THE SPACE DEITY, WHO CONTROLS SPACE!
rayquaza: man shut the fuck up
novitiate2017-deactivated202002:
Still the funniest fucking thing to me that Taylor Swift thinks homophobia is shade
tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn
he forces you into debt
that you literally never ever have to pay off unless you want him to build you a bigger house you floppy shoes rainbow wig ringling brothers ass bitch
Defending Tom Nook’s debt-based economy is going too far
you pay it off by selling him fucking bugs and rocks go make me a balloon animal bozo
I REFUSE to let ANYONE slander our good man Nook for his absolutely selfless acts of both giving away homes and leaving you to your own devices to pay as you wish. Maybe don’t play Animal Crossing, bintch.
People here just expect tanukis to give them shit with no obligations, like that’s a sustainable model
in most animal crossing games you literally show up to town without buying a house, nor checking if there is even a spare house, which surprise surprise, there isnt one in some cases. this dude walks up to you and BUILDS ONE FOR YOU, and says, “pay me back whenever idk lol”. and you fuckers have the GALL to complain and attack your HERO. you cant even complain about him being a money hungry mongrel, because unlike most millionaires, he donates 90% OF HIS PROFITS TO CHARITY!!!
insult this LITERAL SAINT again and ill show you why kneecaps are a privilege and not a human right
As soon as Hollis finds out about Harp Seal Jake, they have a series of vivid flashbacks of every dumb seal pun Jake ever made that never made sense at the time like:
Jake: So I guess its time to Seal the deal on these dope jacket designs
Jake: I give the Kepler Stunt Club my official Seal of approval
Jake: The Hornets? That’s the Sealiest thing I’ve ever heard
Jake: I love you guys, but I can’t be apart of this anymore. It’s time for me to set Seal
And Hollis is just standing there in stunned silence because holy shit what a Dork
sometimes jake needs to Rapidly Slap his thighs bc he is a seal and he must, and dani beatboxes along to it
Harvest mouse on a dandelion by Dean Mason
if you were on a date and asked the person what their sign is, what answer would make you consider leaving?…I say libra
none because i’m not a weirdo
