themysteriousmurasamecastle:

me at 20 years old watching stranger things’ romance plots between middle schoolers

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♥ 74086 — 4 years ago on 02 Aug 2019 — via teenage-birt-dag

fullmetel:

it shouldn’t be so funny to me that anime dubs obviously don’t have the budget to get child actors for childhood flashbacks so they’re just like “ok vic mayonnaise, edwards five in this scene so just pitch your voice up like you’ve got a stick lodged so far up your ass it’s messing with your voicebox”

♥ 559 — 4 years ago on 02 Aug 2019 — via fullmetel

schmuddel:

cephalotodd:

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

“Bazinga” and “everypony” are the closest we will get to real-world dragon shouts.

♥ 184678 — 4 years ago on 02 Aug 2019 — via grigori-girl
Anonymous inquired:

wtf is up with the forces of nature trio (landorus, thundurus, tornadus) like I don’t even know what to point out specifically because there’s just so much going on there and none of it is good

alienjock:

i hate these fuckers more than just about any other pokemon in the series i almost don’t wanna add a picture but are y’all ready to be reminded

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I HATE THEM

♥ 59 — 4 years ago on 01 Aug 2019 — via alienjock

spongeypeanutbutter:

breakdown-diamond:

OPEN STARTER

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“Oh shit, you alright?” Josuke stammered, helping the other up “Sorry, I really should’ve watched where I was going. My bad.”

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“It’s okay, Josuke. We all make mistakes. We’re only human. That’s why God didn’t smite Adam and Eve for eating the forbidden fruit. But remember this, Josuke. Your actions can have dire consequences and God may not be so forgiving.”

♥ 2981 — 4 years ago on 01 Aug 2019 — via makethemroses

argumate:

love the way your robot’s eyes change from placid blue to angry red at the exact moment it decides to murder you; incredibly considerate of the designers to add the extra leds and connect them to the homicide output of the emotion chip.

♥ 40513 — 4 years ago on 01 Aug 2019 — via xollos
surprisedentistry:
“ 5779:
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“i’ve never actually been this intrigued by a premade sim before
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the guy gets turned into a half-fish half-man in a freak laboratory accident, decides to travel the world, and then settles down in the only...

surprisedentistry:

5779:

5779:

5779:

i’ve never actually been this intrigued by a premade sim before 

the guy gets turned into a half-fish half-man in a freak laboratory accident, decides to travel the world, and then settles down in the only place where there happen to be mermaids, because if you’re gonna be a fish dude you might as well embrace it?

iconic

i’m officially obsessed with this guy and his luscious hair and his hideous tail 

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i’ve been thinking about Fish Kid all day

♥ 1105 — 4 years ago on 01 Aug 2019 — via shrimpsisbugs

dspressed:

Just a reminder that Vincent van Gogh did not eat yellow paint to make himself feel happy, he ate paint, and drank different chemicals because he was suicidal and this is why he was not allowed in his studio while having breakdowns. He also did not paint starry night and his other great works because he was depressed, he painted most of them while he was in recovery and demonstrated his hopefulness and love of the world through this. Most of his great works were painted from his room at a hospital. Van Gogh’s depression should not be glorified. His hope and effort toward a better life, as well as his recovery from depression should be glorified.

♥ 270338 — 4 years ago on 01 Aug 2019 — via amadarav

cheeso:

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. “you thought it was shit”

♥ 101239 — 4 years ago on 01 Aug 2019 — via emtmercy

handweavers:

handweavers:

the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they’re old enough to drive

someone: im 16

me: ok cool

someone: that means i was born in 2003

me:

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♥ 116571 — 4 years ago on 31 Jul 2019 — via xjix