
remember how trilllizard used to get really mad when people called him an incel? well at least he isn’t trying to deny it anymore
females say thing me no like about me bideo gaem. female should be no allowed from bideo game for not appreciating true art. female dumb for no liking me huge intellect

- @jupeterweek: Day 3 - AU
i was gonna go buck wild with au ideas but i decided yearning was the mood for today (and it always is) so thus…. domestic/married au
yknow we take it for granted but we get more coke freestyle machines in one wendys than a medieval peasant saw in their whole life
testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack
how dare you make me read these words with my innocent unsuspecting eyes
Writer/Producer/Director: John Boorman (James McCabe, 2015)
what if in thor 4 they just have him lose his eye again
the rest of the mcu is just the russos giving thor bigger weapons and new eyes in the ensemble movies and taika waititi getting rid of them in the opening scene of the next solo movie
hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven? it did huh, emotionally, right I get that, because of the– yeah the irreconcilable separation from goodness as a result of a single decision that can never be undone or atoned for, uh huh, sounds rough
i’ve been sitting here for like 5 minutes trying to think of a caption but i absolutely cannot think of anything funnier than this collection of images
my brother my brother and me