if I was rich i would absolutely go all out weird. commission books handwritten in a made up language. erect strange black spires in the wood. buy a boat, make it look like a perfect copy of one that was used in an 18th century antarctic expedition, and then let it drift to shore miles away. i want every interaction with me to leave people with a sense of impending cosmic horror.
me, painstakingly arranging a fake alien-like skeleton sitting at a desk in the hidden room behind my bookcase: this is going to be so cool when they find this in 50 years
me, handing out orange juice to the 10 workers i hired to dig a 6ft deep 8 by 13ft across hole which i will place my meticulously sculpted human-like skeletons, bar their large skulls and wings: keep diggin boys. in 100 years this will be a knee-slapper
Sometimes listening to straight girls talk is so wild they’ll be like “it sucks that I’m tall because I love heels so much but I can’t wear them because then I’ll be taller than my boyfriend!!!” and just like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about
Remember in kh2 back when phones didn’t exist merlin had to literally take control of the gummi ship without telling sora and the others and bring it to hollow bastion cause he wanted to show them winnie the pooh
i know less about what kingdom hearts is the more i learn about it
