Where’s the fuckin Pokemon go creepypasta. I’ll start. This app has lead me into a Cave. The walls closed in behind me. The app says there’s a Zubat. But. No matter where I point my phone there’s nothing there. But I can here it. Growing louder. The bat
i downloaded pokemon go and it said there was a new kind of pokemon called “hyperrealistic blood” in my basement so i ran downstairs and it was hyperrealistic blood
i tried to delete the app and blastoise came to my house and beat me up
me: women are scrutinized over every aspect of their being and are taught from birth to be self conscious about their face, their eyes, their nose, their lips, the way they sound, the way they laugh, how they do their hair, how they do their makeup, what their body looks like, what they wear, what they don’t wear, how they greet you, how they celebrate, how they eat….
man who is very intelligent: well movies created by men about their own male power fantasies expect me to have abs. it goes both ways
It’s been years now but honestly, biggest youtube plot twist ever has been that cr1tikal is just that hot
you know how his shtick was that he was just a weirdly deep, monotone disembodied voice and that he never showed his face for a long, long time, and then just one day he went “hey guys guess what I have an instagram” and we were all greeted with this out of nowhere
It’s even FUNNIER because he dropped his snapchat in a comment first and of course everybody rushed to friend him and the first story he made was him playing a recorder and everyone was losing their fucking minds
the tags you left absolutely kill me because basically yeah it all made sense the second we saw him
legit the first thing that ran through my head when I saw him was “oh, well, that explains the pee story completely”
crit1kal did WHAT
That sounds like the tamest possible story he could tell
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