hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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lesbiskammerat:

french people b like “ugh halal meat is so unethical, it’s unnecessary animal cruelty” *eats foie gras*

bikwin5:

me, jokingly: i DON’T know what sex is. i DON’T know what fock is. i have never heard of “PENAS” before.

some 30 year old on this site: oh you sweet bapby child… you precious summer children. you sweet bapy boopy boo. you beautiful angel of innocents. you precious summer spring baby of the dirt. you perfect spring roll candy corn parfait wtih sprinkles on top. you sweet bub bab baobab bopoly krabopoly New SUper Mario Brothers DS Free Game Online

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit

what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid

what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit

sam:

grassfire:

every time i blindly slide the usb-c cable against the lip of my ipad looking for the tiny charge port, metal scraping against metal in my dark bedroom

i think of that stupid fucking sherlock scene every goddamn time

frodoes:

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frodoes:

frodoes:

oh to live in the treasure planet universe

oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship

You just want a cat wife dont you

paler-than-thou:

drarry:

kingcounty-thotpatrol:

drarry:

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

hey go fuck yourself

Oh so now the Columbine fanblog with an Annoying Orange icon is gonna preach to me, huh

angelicguy:

kamala harris will cancel your student debt ONLY if you bring her 3 of the fell rubies of Khorr, along with the hand of the orc queens firstborn daughter, AND if you did the clocksmith sidequest without killing anyone

taojat-ornis:

badcharacterdesign:

*blindfolded executive throws 3 darts at a dartboard* uuuhhhhh cinderella….western,,,..uhh furries

He’S iNtO tEeTh?!

clippy:

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”