alienpapacy:

me: *has a puny human emotion*

blue whale: you are like a little baby. feel this

blue whale: *telepathically shares it’s emotions with me and I fucking explode*

♥ 84955 — 3 years ago on 20 Aug 2019 — via butchflirt

cartawo:

fizzy-dog:

i DEMAND that each and every one of you see this cat

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Boss…

♥ 150175 — 3 years ago on 20 Aug 2019 — via aquacycle

rattlegore:

lokilesbian:

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genuinely the funniest thing I’ve read today

Joe’s real contribution to the LGBT rights movement

♥ 13854 — 3 years ago on 20 Aug 2019 — via rattlegore

sinsarewhatyoumakeofthem:

sinsarewhatyoumakeofthem:

hmm has anyone seen my locomotive filled with male models

ive lost my train of thot

♥ 31761 — 3 years ago on 20 Aug 2019 — via mabelsguidetolife

oldfilmsflicker:

What We Do In The Shadows, 2014 (dir. Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi)

♥ 7871 — 3 years ago on 20 Aug 2019 — via kiryues

jeannetart:

dare-i-say-asexual:

setforstars:

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False

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funniest part about this is i dont know which category youre trying to add him to

♥ 60440 — 3 years ago on 20 Aug 2019 — via desertpacificoctopi

solzagato:

the-prim-reaper:

the-prim-reaper:

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i am LOSING IT

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the sequel

Adorable él

♥ 144758 — 3 years ago on 20 Aug 2019 — via solzagato

angelwormwood:

homoeroticism, excessive hedonism and crime tend to go hand in hand in modernist literature, which is pretty uncomfortable to actually unpack but as an aesthetic it’s tight as fuck

♥ 30393 — 3 years ago on 19 Aug 2019 — via arealcrow-archive
carslayraeoflightlegendsen:
“ eggsywin:
“Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality,...

carslayraeoflightlegendsen:

eggsywin:

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

♥ 409331 — 3 years ago on 19 Aug 2019 — via mrsbandicoot-deactivated2021061

horrorofthebeast:

New show idea: “My Cat from Heaven” its about going to peoples houses who have a cat/cats and playing with them, show casing their stinky baby

♥ 1094 — 3 years ago on 19 Aug 2019 — via ariestip