The fact that people actually listened to Greek philosophers is crazy. Imagine living in 300 B.C or something, sniffing bay leaves & this old dude comes to you and says “We are not living in the real world… This is just a Shadow World” and you say “aight”
My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.
this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet
