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jedihighcouncil:

I’m rlly frustrated bc I’m watching return of the Jedi and I just saw the scene where they’re talking about the sarlacc and I can’t stop thinking abt this one Tumblr post that’s something about how it wouldn’t be for that long bc he’d starve to death and Luke is like “tell him that r2. Tell him that he’s a dumbass r2. Tell him” and I’ve been googling for a billion years but I can’t find it and I rlly wanna find this post so if any of u have it plsssssss add the link and I’d die for u

fiddauthor:

list of hilarious debunked theories from the early days of the gravity falls fandom:

• dipper’s name is piedmont bc it says that on his luggage (it’s the twins’ hometown in california lmao)
• dipper’s real name is maple
• MABEL’S SECRET CLONE LEBAM
• gideon and bud are vampires
• robbie is a zombie
• evil dipper
• the author is dipper from the future
• gompers the goat is bill/a spy for bill
• fiddleford is the author (THANKS FOR SHIT ALEX i’m forever spiteful)
• the royal order of the holy mackerel having any plot signifigance
• TAD STRANGE
• grunkle 4 grandpa
• soos is bigfoot
• gravity falls being directly connected to rick and morty somehow just because of that one easter egg they did
• mabel is the shooting star AND the llama at the same time
• robbie’s clone

honorable mention: ppl mixing up stan and ford’s names before the identity theft reveal, leaving hundreds of fanworks to awkwardly rot

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

otterty:

sharing stories!

pruane2:

chlo-egg:

ultrakillblast:

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)

gandalf got jukes

nk-ultra:

sapphroses:

my gender is picking “woman” on a form but feeling kinda weird about it

my gender is hovering over “other” on a form, feeling weird about it, then picking “woman”, then still feeling weird about it

dat-soldier:

statsdead-deactivated20200602:

palaeolithicc:

I cannot stress this enough & cant believe it has to be said: DO NOT SHIP THE TWO POPES (Francis and Benedict) IN “the two popes”.

I mean it. Firstly, they’re both real people. Secondly, they’re popes. Thirdly, they’re real popes.

coolyo294:

coolyo294:

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do you people have something to say about my predictive text 

sniffling:

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