My gender did an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and I haven’t seen it since
things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing
The Great Gatsby


I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME
ok
update: we are dating
update: we are married
update: we knocked up

I was about to be M A D but this is truly good advice.