hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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urinates:

i think if i went back in time and gave some medieval bitch even just 1 of my sour skittles that they would actually die

tem-pissed-in-a-t-pot:

hailmaryfullofgrace55675:

the h in ADHD stands for homoerotic

attention deficit homoerotic disorder

foremost-of-noble-ladies:

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva:

dancing-thru-clouds:

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva:

dancing-thru-clouds:

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva:

But if we got rid of the boss and ran our shops through workers’ assemblies, then who would be there to….uh… [checks notes] …stand around lookin at shit?

How’s this sound: everyone gets one workday a month where they don’t have to accomplish jack shit. This is on top of all other days off. One day where you clock in, do nothing of worth, clock out, and then go home

Idea: Whoever is today’s boss-for-a-day will be the target of the workers’ (good-natured, play-acted) ire and bitterness for that day, like a demon in a Medieval morality play. In the kayfabe of workers’ democracy, the people’s commissar is the face and the people’s boss is the heel.

I like this idea! If you are The Boss, your coworkers get to mock you gently through the day, and you become The Blamed for any (small) problems that crop up during the day. Like, if someone stubbs their toe, or whangs their elbow on someone, it’s automatically The Boss’ Fault

Oh, I dig this

It’s like the whole “Thanks, Obama” thing which is one of my all time fave internet jokes

bob-belcher:

Taron Egerton wins Best Actor for Motion Picture Musical, and Elton Johns reaction!

taahko:

villneuve:

taahko:

villneuve:

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

captainironears:

captainironears:

Every monster in The Witcher is like “that’s a Skjullminer. It’s what happens to women who go to bed with their hair wet”

“Sounds like you’re dealing with a Bugginack. Any girls around here recently call their teacher ‘mom’ in front of the whole class?”

premed-with-adhd:

imlizy:

doomsneigh:

littlegraycats:

littlegraycats:

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

The secret 11th and 12th commandments

ATTACK

KILL

straightpeoplereceipts:

my favourite thing about people is that we all seem to pick a specific colour of heart emoji and decide that is OUR trademark heart emoji. its deeply endearing