I think everyday about how Friends could have been good if it was a show about two gay roommates (chef monica and author chandler) who fall for their new, bright-eyed, adorable, bisexual neighbors across the hall (actors rachel and joey), and, mysteriously, ross just isn’t fucking in it
Phoebe still comes in to say weird things and sing the song about the smelly cat and Ross is just nonexistent.
Ross died of influenza
sometimes i remember that chekov was added for sex appeal and i laugh my ass off
they wanted to add a pretty younger man to the mix for the benefit of teen and young twenties female viewers so they put him in the world’s worst beatles wig and sent him on his way
“they’re gonna love this lil bastard” and we did
The names Practice
Mal Practice
Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what’s wrong with my son :)
He needs surgery on all of his bones
Very well, here is my credit card :)
I accept no payment I do this because I love it
aesthetic: behind the scenes shots of actresses posing with their costars who are playing monsters that look like couple’s photos
what if you had to go to either the reylo therapist or sixpenceee heals
this healthcare system is so fucked

trashcanbees-deactivated2019120:
favorite thing about tumblr is when someone gets a 1k post you don’t see them plugging their soundcloud/youtube/insta in the comments like tumblr fame gets u literally nothing
it gets u 1 thing, and that is yelled at
