shock:

This blog is a   safe space for all Mother fuckers and Stupidheads. Goodnight

♥ 65803 — 3 years ago on 12 Jan 2020 — via mori-esque
narwhalsarefalling:
“ shitty-car-mods-daily:
“This beetle
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shut the fuck up shut up just shut the fuck up you fucking shut up ”

narwhalsarefalling:

shitty-car-mods-daily:

This beetle

shut the fuck up shut up just shut the fuck up you fucking shut up

♥ 1575 — 3 years ago on 12 Jan 2020 — via villageidiotwitch

rcktpwr:

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

♥ 189142 — 3 years ago on 12 Jan 2020 — via honted

binches:

i can’t believe that bernie sanders has an anger dome

♥ 399234 — 3 years ago on 12 Jan 2020 — via funkedup

disneyfoodtravel:

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

♥ 328643 — 3 years ago on 12 Jan 2020 — via zimiestef

child-of-crows:

cydonian-mystery:

tygermama:

between Liam actually knowing what he was doing and Ewan not being able to stop himself from making lightsaber noises it’s a wonder the Phantom Menace got made at all

shadowblade217:

To be fair, that does sound like something Qui-Gon would do.

athenadark:

Liam Neeson apparently was a danger on set because the jedi have like four basic moves but he was trained for swordfighting for Rob Roy so he would wave his plastic sword in new and interesting ways that would not be choreographed but were traditional actual ways to fight with a sword

fandomlife-universe:

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As for the turning off the lightsaber thing, it is actually an in-universe technique called Tràkata. It’s just really difficult to master and suffers from the problem that you’ve got to turn the blade back on before the other guy cuts off your head.

With the PT Jedi being as risk-averse as they are, it should be little surprise that basically nobody uses it except one guy in the EU.

I definitely misread this the whole time because I’ve been assuming you were using the force to turn your opponent’s saber off. huh. 

♥ 87646 — 3 years ago on 12 Jan 2020 — via comradevo

carnival-phantasm:

I walk a corny road,
The only one that I have ever known

♥ 73176 — 3 years ago on 12 Jan 2020 — via therealraewest

procession-of-blades:

anet. it’s me again. anet its like four in the morning and i can’t fall asleep. anet why did trahearne know a murder cultist fish lady? anet why did she owe him a favor? anet

♥ 258 — 3 years ago on 12 Jan 2020 — via rata-novus
♥ 118379 — 3 years ago on 12 Jan 2020 — via casanovabutch

surskip:

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♥ 19050 — 3 years ago on 12 Jan 2020 — via scottryder-spacetwink