hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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lesbianrey:

lesbianrey:

savoureuxs:

in contrast to star trek, the more i learn about the star wars universe, the more i wish i hadn’t. every new tidbit of information feels like the franchise spiraling further out of my reach, it’s like world-unbuilding 

are you familiar w/ hohass

“pull the trigger, piggy” -hohass

teaboot:

lets-try-to-be-normal-otakus:

teaboot:

If you successfully cheat on a monitored test then you have passed a test of one skill by using an entirely different skill and I love the sheer stupid creative genius of it because that’s a little like being quizzed on Nuclear Chemistry and only passing because you learned how to read minds

Is… is this a naruto reference

I haven’t seen Naruto but I would LOVE to know what you mean

mosticonicposts:

trainthief:

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops 

certified iconic post

captainamerica-ontheenterprise:

chefpyro:

quetzalcoatl2k:

chefpyro:

today i found out roadrunners are not a thing looney tunes made up

I’ve never been destroyed by a reaction gif this hard. I’m as dumb as Homer Simpson. Oh no

Here’s a roadrunner, running on the road

zevveli:

trans-apostate-anders:

i hope that baby yoda grows up to talk like a normal person and we find out yoda was just a fucking freak

IIRC Yoda’s Speech patterns were explicitly stated once to be due to his age. It was something along the lines of that the rules of grammar for basic had changed between his youth and the time of the Star Wars movies. So it was essentially like if an Anglican Priest from the Elizabethan Era had taken refuge in a swamp in Louisiana and was trying to impart his ancient wisdom on some farmboy from Texas. 

lightsaroundyourvanity:

i like twitter but tumblr always feels safer for true unhinged acts of fandom. like on twitter the vibe is always “yikes, the creator might see this, sorry if i offend!” but on tumblr it is like, “yikes, the creator saw this? sry 2 them for breaking into my house????”

mangomage:

The real Skyrim experience is innocently looking up a piece of armor and finding incredibly bizarre and specific bugs associated with it

sojournerlies:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via striderepiphany)

this one is never not funny

wakandamama:

karazrel:

invented comedy

The accent switch 😂💀😂💀😂💀

tossacointoyourwitcher:

Literally anyone: Do Witcher’s feel things?

Geralt: