manywinged:

ladies, if:

  • he’s scratching at your windows
  • your car is broken down
  • and your boyfriend still hasn’t returned even though he was supposed to be back by now

that’s not your man, that’s man door hand hook car door

♥ 48851 — 3 years ago on 15 Jan 2020 — via iamtheonethinginlifeicancontrol

bsargent:

yeah yeah influencers are bad and the culture around them is terrible but let me be clear. if i could get paid to take pictures of me traveling to beautiful places all over the world i would 1000% sell out in a minute

♥ 23431 — 3 years ago on 15 Jan 2020 — via dougdimmadildo

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

hungwy:

I hope tumblr installs an unfollow notification. I want to see the chaos

love the possibility but nothing will rival the add-on you could get in 2010 that showed you the URL of anonymous asks. we were blogging in the wild west

♥ 22243 — 3 years ago on 15 Jan 2020 — via vampireapologist-archive-deacti

ashenwaste:

this was my favorite bit i nearly had an asthma attack

♥ 38150 — 3 years ago on 15 Jan 2020 — via do-you-have-a-flag

littlemisspoltergeist:

I think we can all agree that the best part of a video game is the footstep sounds. If a game has v pleasing running and walking sounds I will play. Bonus points if the sound changes depending on what they’re walking on,..,,yeah that’s the good shit

♥ 93632 — 3 years ago on 15 Jan 2020 — via h-harpy

tredlocity:

ghoulsjw:

see a couple vampires outside

that’s dos feratu

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DOS Feratu

♥ 16156 — 3 years ago on 15 Jan 2020 — via release-the-sheep
typhlonectes:
“Congratulations.
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typhlonectes:

Congratulations.

♥ 126505 — 3 years ago on 15 Jan 2020 — via trainwreckgenerator

pukicho:

pukicho:

pukicho:

Hope everyone is well today !

And tomorrow !!!!

After that you’re on your own

♥ 203095 — 3 years ago on 15 Jan 2020 — via trainwreckgenerator

hotmeat89:

Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones

♥ 38113 — 3 years ago on 15 Jan 2020 — via unseeliedyke-deactivated2021120
doomsneigh:
“ doomsneigh:
“ I disagree with Tyler Durden and Alex Delarge being on this because both of them come from movies based on books where they completely changed the ending in a way that completely erodes the point of the book.
In the book...

doomsneigh:

doomsneigh:

I disagree with Tyler Durden and Alex Delarge being on this because both of them come from movies based on books where they completely changed the ending in a way that completely erodes the point of the book.

In the book Fight Club, Tyler Durden ends up being completely full of shit in the end and all the bombs are fake. But the movie changes it so the cult succeeds in destroying all the banks, which completely destroys the entire point of the book.

In a Clockwork Orange movie. it ends on Alex getting cured from the Ludovico Treatment and getting to go back to happily being a violent rapist, but in the book it ends with Alex allowing himself to actually be held accountable for his past actions and chooses to work towards being a better person.

If anything, the dudes who made these movies idolized Tyler and Alex in ways that the original author of the books didn’t intend. They’re both bad movies and people misinterpret the characters because they changed the endings and the characters to appeal to shitty men.

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♥ 65392 — 3 years ago on 15 Jan 2020 — via trainwreckgenerator