evandash:

unlimitedmensbutts14:

licensedpyromain:

dykeblacksabbath:

horriblewarlock:

dykeblacksabbath:

dykeblacksabbath:

what if we used the ‘miku made X’ thing but on subjects that weren’t problematic at all and were just normal. 

Miku made The Muppets

Miku made a grilled cheese sandwich

Miku made a large stuffed crust pizza at her job in Pizza Hut

Miku made you a cake for your birthday :) happy birthday

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♥ 32872 — 3 years ago on 17 Jan 2020 — via hollowboobtheory

gal-gadot:

Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn

♥ 29134 — 3 years ago on 16 Jan 2020 — via constellationlepus

fruitsoftheape100:

LGBT Love Me For My Dysentery Outlook On Life

♥ 1285 — 3 years ago on 16 Jan 2020 — via gaydeliverydriverunion

sloppystyle:

vergak:

*gets booed out of the doctor’s office*

failed the prostate exam

♥ 130074 — 3 years ago on 16 Jan 2020 — via postmarxed

himbofisher:

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After a brief development cycle and a $15B federal grant, Elon Musk and Grimes proudly announce the alpha build for their prototype child, the Tesla Rickenmorty 1.0.0, at CES

♥ 16925 — 3 years ago on 16 Jan 2020 — via postmarxed

adidasfemme:

qualitytimeswithqualitylads:

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

We can start now

♥ 234972 — 3 years ago on 16 Jan 2020 — via greyhyms-deactivated20220506

ratburglars:

remember when there was a phone number you could call to leave a voicemail and it would upload to your blog as an audio post

♥ 81 — 3 years ago on 16 Jan 2020 — via ratburglars
moonlandingwasfaked:
“ bong-drinker:
“Why the fuck cant I move
”
lust
”

moonlandingwasfaked:

bong-drinker:

Why the fuck cant I move

lust

♥ 45426 — 3 years ago on 16 Jan 2020 — via kuueater
lebritanyarmor:
“ cosmic-noir:
“ surprisebitch:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“When one of your customers spanks your ass
”
i thought it was about working in retail omg
”
Definitely also retail lmao
”
LMFAOOOO omg I thought it was retail too
”

lebritanyarmor:

cosmic-noir:

surprisebitch:

whitepeopletwitter:

When one of your customers spanks your ass

i thought it was about working in retail omg

Definitely also retail lmao

LMFAOOOO omg I thought it was retail too

♥ 295092 — 3 years ago on 16 Jan 2020 — via mithraxx

lexaproletariat:

pc-98s:

ijattod:

commander-ledi:

i know that this might look cute and all, but its really not. this is called “head pressing“ and its symptom of serious brain issues such as brain tumors, brain damage, various disease that affect on brain etc. if you ever see cat doing this, it should be taken to a vet asap

this is not head pressing. head pressing is when a cat stands headfirst typically against a corner or wall without moving for extended periods of time. what’s pictured here is a completely normal cat behavior that shouldn’t cause any concern.

here’s an article that talks more about this and shows pictures comparing actual head pressing to when a cat just sleeps face down (which is normal)

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♥ 105295 — 3 years ago on 16 Jan 2020 — via fatgothgf