
One of my favorite things about biology is that there are so many diagrams like this that look like shitposts if you remove any and all context from them
Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable
So first of all THIS wonderful fella I’m now obsessed with?
First of all, his name is Scorch which is SO cute and I need a fandragon of Scorch
Second of all I looked up how much he costs to buy him and
I’m getting conflicting reports
freedom is dead
this is my kid,, violence

sorry for what I was like as a teen
Season 1 Jon

I was on TVTropes and found this and it killed me
Disney works hard to not make Finn & Poe gay but Oscar Isaac and John Boyega work harder.
sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–
producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?
sci-fi plot: she’s an engineer who designs robots–
producer: does she wear a formfitting skintight jumpsuit? can you see her nipples? how well-defined is the crotch area? tell me about her feet
i got this new sci-fi plot. basically there’s this robot girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious e-bees. a real set of cybadonkers. packin some jack-on-honkeros. massive crytopnecrovexillontonlogicals. big ol’ newton-hong-kong-erekoogers. what happens next?! evil corporate robot shows up with even bigger laser-mammos. humongous hydro-carbonic-pectoral-lactosers.
producer: here’s $100 billion

clem-style-deactivated20191229:
… the perfume department!