games be like here’s an optional altruistic task that requires you to use your time and resources and comes with no material benefits to you but this down-on-their-luck npc will be really grateful and I be like ah damn i’d give this npc my social security if he asked
most straight actors: my character transcends sexuality, I’ve never considered their sexuality until this moment because i consider straight the default yes call me a gay icon
mark hamill and oscar isaac: my character could’ve had a boyfriend if the execs hadn’t been little BITCHES about it
“all powerful entity falls head over heels for the first shit ass mcnobody who dared to call them a bitch to their face” is, perhaps not the absolute best trope but it’s definitely up there I’d say
Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.
One of those “characters get to read/watch their source material and use it to change the future” fics, except instead of the original show/book/whatever they just get handed a pile of memes, overly specific headcanons, incorrect quotes, and edits and have to try to piece together the plot from that.
Harry Potter: okay I have no idea how we defeat Voldemort, but apparently I survive long enough to give my kid a name everyone is really mad about. I think it’s Albus Severus? Maybe? I can’t actually tell– oh, this one is just a list of everyone who dies in the future! That’s something
*A bunch of Jedi sprawled around the temple with piles of datapads everywhere*
“Okay this is the twelfth joke I’ve seen about Anakin falling to the Dark Side and slaughtering younglings so I think it’s real”
“Careful, remember how many we found that claimed that Jar Jar Binks is the Sith Master? And we concluded that that one was probably a joke.”
“Are we sure? That theorist was pretty convincing”
