hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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hungwy:

dreams-squared:

hungwy:

Opens up the condom with my teeth but just starts eating it

hungwy i’ve been following you for a while but this might be it. 

So the post about wanting to fuck the starkist tuna wasn’t a problem for you

brunz:

you guys remember this shit or what

filmgifs:

The Lighthouse (2019) dir. Robert Eggers

springtwerp:

Not to steal shit from twitter but this is THE funniest possible fucking set of replies ever

pochowek:

pochowek:

Wish i was drunk at a party explaining mgs to someone

no go on

fareeeha:

santijpg:

santijpg:

im gonna self ship with kylo ren not because i thik hes hot or anythign but because i wanna fantasize about having a msierable marriage with him. we live in a quiet neighbor in iceland where i cheat on him with the milkman. eveyr night he comes home and i just serve him some horrible shit food. and he eats it because throug ha series of legal loopholes he cant divorce me.

kylo ren coming home from killing people and being a sadboy:

me thinking about how the milkman left 5 minutes ago and preparing to make the most digusting dinner in the world:

marriage story: the sequel

grimelords:

love this new lana del rey song that is possibly directed at a bird or worm

anthophilya-deactivated20200609:

lycanthrology:

Statement of Rob Cantor, regarding a near death experience involving Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf

lyrium-lovesong:

I’ve been watching a lot of Schitt’s Creek lately.