generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

sail-not-drift:

Mandalorian isn’t a race. It’s a creed.

randomencounters:

Encounter: an early draft of Captain Amelia from “Treasure Planet” that would have gotten even more fan-art than the final kitty version

frogadir:

kushinamilf:

kushinamilf:

junior year of high school, or as i like to call it, edward elric year

i think fma should be required reading for 11th graders how else are they supposed to cope

PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peteseeger:

audible-smiles:

moosefeels:

audible-smiles:

every star wars alien is so good and then there’s

this

yo man you talkin’ smack about max rebo you back off my blue elephant son

HIS WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE IS LITERALLY THREE SENTENCES LONG HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW HIS NAME

Who the fuck is talking shit about Max Rebo????

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

wait

posyfoot:

Tell me I’m not the only one who thought this

assdevourer:

babaswole:

My biggest passion is to hate the U.S

rational person pride flag

enrychan:

my inquisitor (to Connor): what happened ten years ago in Redcliffe wasn’t your fault

cassandra: *disapproves*

sera: *disapproves*

vivienne: *disapproves*

my inquisitor: