captain-price-official:

knockoffs-and-bootlegs:

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♥ 31907 — 3 weeks ago on 06 Jul 2023 — via petr1kov
Anonymous inquired:

god this site sucks. i hate how like the slightest attempt at irony is immediately met by billions of frothing idiots who somehow think you actually had a son who died at disneyland

goneturkdad-deactivated20191130:

oh so now Tanner’s death is “ironic?” it’s ironic to you that my son hit the pavement like a meteor? You find it funny that a future police officer got turned into a grease stain by splash mountain?

♥ 1648 — 3 weeks ago on 06 Jul 2023 — via bigprettygothgf
♥ 270171 — 2 years ago on 08 Nov 2020 — via heartseeker (source)

roselalonde:

niklas-sagara:

roselalonde:

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

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♥ 164776 — 2 years ago on 20 Aug 2020 — via pissvortex

kakuriyo:

working in customer service

♥ 50231 — 2 years ago on 20 Aug 2020 — via babyprime

purrlstar:

pixelins:

i use ‘!!’ a lot, but it’s honestly like a quiet ‘!!’

#its like when a cat sees something exciting and their pupils get big

♥ 196984 — 2 years ago on 20 Aug 2020 — via gerardnurse
tymorrowland: “ theunofficialunitedstates: “ My SAT prep book is gold ” i’m jimmy ”

tymorrowland:

theunofficialunitedstates:

My SAT prep book is gold

i’m jimmy

♥ 116022 — 2 years ago on 20 Aug 2020 — via mori-esque

caitlin-haf:

I want to thank tumblr for bringing my attention to every lesbian character and ship that has ever had airtime on any channel in any country

♥ 43872 — 2 years ago on 20 Aug 2020 — via mori-esque

generalgrievousdatingsim:

10 ACCESSORIES EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE

1. FLAMING SWORD

♥ 50887 — 2 years ago on 20 Aug 2020 — via dungeonsanddragonsfifthedition

cryptid-coalition:

Obi-Wan: i am at a loss for words!!

[record scratch] [freeze frame]

Anakin, in a voiceover: despite being at a loss for words, he continued to yell at me for 20 minutes

♥ 3181 — 2 years ago on 20 Aug 2020 — via christinedieae