i had to delete like 400 photos to be able to download pokemon go but it was worth it
you know how pokemon trainers have different types like “beauty belle” or “rancher jane” or “bug maniac jim” ? i wanna be “lesbian emily”
it’s gonna be like 90 degrees tomorrow catch me dying of heatstroke because i wanted to find an eevee
also the nearest pokemart is supposed to be a landmark and “clocktower” was the closest which is fucking hilarious b/c it’s not…..a tower. this is it.

whited out the name but….that’s it. it’s like a short streetlamp only with a clock face. it’s not a clock tower it’s literally just a clock.
O SHIT I HAVE OFF TOMORROW IM GOING TO GO WALK EVERYWHERE
so you need to actually leave your house to find more pokemon like walking around the block which is cool and im so hyped for pokemon catching but it’s late :/
I AM DOWNLOADING POKEMON GO AS WE SPEAK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
wait so how did that guy meet the pope anyway? it’s pretty fucking hard to get near to the pope.
i cant wait until pokemon go comes out in the usa though b/c i live on long island so, in theory, i could go to the beach a lot and have a water pokemon team.