hollis (they/them) currently studying classics and archaeology.

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pokemon go is Chaotic Good 

so i have to take the bus home on sunday but then i realized if i get off two stops earlier i can hit a total of eleven pokestops and two gyms!

dont talk to me or my 53 pidgeys ever again

lesbianshepard:

weird pokestops in my area

• “clock tower” which is literally just a clock. not a tower. it’s about half the size of a lamppost and there are like seven of them on main street but only one is a pokecenter
  
• a bar. a literal bar. like alcohol and shit. my parents go there all the time and on friday all the teachers from the schools go and get fucking wasted.
• “chinese general statue” which is just a cheap decoration in front of one of several Chinese restaurants. also there are two of them but only one is a pokecenter.
  
• the korean church here which is weird because st patrick’s is the bigger church but it’s not a pokecenter. none of the other five churches here are.
• a goddamned graveyard. 

reblog with ur own weird pokestops if u have them i wanna hear about this.

the nearest pokegym to me is a few blocks away and it’s a church that’s been abandoned for like two years

come to the old abandoned methodist church in the next fifteen minutes if you want an ass kicking

“so what did you do today?”

• you guys: the new pokemon go professor is so hot
• me, taking off my glasses and squinting while tilting my head: i......guess?

took barkimedes for a walk early this morning when it was still cool out and caught five weedles and a paras. 

work has a strict “no cellphones” policy where you can get written up if a manager sees your phone. you cant check the time or anything. (in theory anyway. some managers are chill w/ it.) 

and it is going to test my self restraint so much not to pull out pokemon go tomorrow

milk does not belong in coffee or tea or anything tbh

@staff my theme is back but ur on thin fuckin ice